Obsessive Jonas Disorder♥

Here are some symptoms of OJD:

1. You smile at the mention of their names… Kevin Joe and Nick.
2. You have Kevin Joe and Nick’s b-days marked on your calendar.
3. You also have Mr. And Mrs. Jonas anniversary and Frankie’s b-day.
4. You have a ‘Jonas Room’ filled with posters, CD’s, and a lot of other Jonas gear.
5. You buy baby bottle pops just because the Jonas Brothers did a commercial for them.
6. You eat the baby bottle pop with JB in mind.
7. You always dance like Joe, his dance moves are so awsume!
8. You get butterflies whenever they mention how much they love their girlfriends
9. Whenever you see someone with curly hair you think about Nick and how much curlier his hair is and how much better it looks on him.
10. Even against your judgement you have to look at the persons face just in case.
11. You bought a guitar just so you could play their songs.
12. You love Kevin and hate Kevin Jonas haters
13. You freak out whenever someone has Diet Coke and constantly remind them that Nick drinks it all the time.
14. You know Joe is superman
15. You know Nick is QUIET and not SHY
16. You know Kevin is the oldest and can sing really well!
17. Your family and friends can recite all the facts about the Jonas Brothers just from you talking about them.
18. You would do anything to get your hands on their first CD
19. You know they have 3 CDs and that It’s About Time was first.
20. You know Nick was on Broadway and so was Joe
21. You thank god for that day Kevin got sick and learned guitar
22. You freak whenever you see a box of corn pops
23. You know Nick J is off the chain.
24. You know how much Joe loves the weekends
25. You dream about them
26. You love them for who they are, and not what they look like
27. You cried when you heard Nick sing Appreciate
28. Nick Jonas earned a special place in your heart after his diabetes speech.
29. You wish your name was Mandy and asked your parents why they didn’t name you that.
30. Poned has become a part of your daily vocabulary.
31. You make your wishes at 7:05 not 11:11
32. You know there are obviously no cars in Oklahoma
33. You have developed a fear of people taking your socks, just like nick
34. Apples and peanut butter are the best snack!
35. You know all or most of their songs off by heart
36. Your not afraid to let people know you are a fan of JB
37. Your parents are sick of hearing about them
38. You have written a story about how you are going to meet and get married
39. They make you melt
40. You would die if they walked into the room right now
41. You just checked to make sure they weren’t there
42. You constantly make remarks like ‘If the Jonas Brothers were here right now…’
43. You know Nick died on the Titanic
44. You understand that Joe can’t walk through walls
45. You know Kevin would die without his Starbucks
46. You would vote for Nick as President.
47. When Nick is president you will get him to make it legal to have 3 husbands… so then you don’t have to choose.
48. You know Nick was chip in the musical Beauty and The Beast on Broadway
49. You know that Kevin did the cutest commercials when he was younger
50. You watch American Dragon just to hear JB sing the theme song
51. You got mad when they got someone else to sing the theme song
52. Its not possible to go a day without hearing at least 2 of their songs
53. Peace. Love. Jonas
54. Whenever you hear their songs on the radio you freak out and sing along no matter where you might be at the time
55. If the radio doesn’t play JB you e-mail them or call in telling them that you will die if they don’t play them.
56. You are VERY proud of yourself when they play Jonas Brothers songs
57. Every time you say ‘I love Nick’, you always add ‘and Joe and Kevin too’
58. Every time you say ‘I love Kevin’, you always add ‘and Joe and Nick too’
59. Every time you say ‘I love Joe’, you always add and Nick and Kevin too’
60. You do not suffer from OJD and can’t imagine life without having it
61. Everything you do is somehow related to the Jonas Brothers
62. You don’t get jealous of who they are dating because you want them to be happy.
63. And you realize they probably won’t marry whoever they are dating at the moment so its not a problem… as long as their happy
64. You know Joe is actually Enrique Iglesias
65. You know Quinziggi-ziggizan is a holiday… duh
66. You know Joe can’t live without his toaster
67. You know Joe actually isn’t from Arizona and is form Planet XZ315
68. You know the real meaning of Hold On
69. You would love to read one of Nick’s movie reviews
70. You know Kevin TRIES to be more adult… but it doesn’t work
71. Whenever they come on T.V. you sit right in front turn the volume up and clutch one of their CDs while watching them.
72. You are in love with Elvis
73. You know Frankie will not be in the Jonas Brothers because he has his own band
74. You love it when the Jonas Brothers sing ‘I want a hippopotamus for chirstmas
75. Every time someone offers you a piece of fruit you give them a blank stare and go ‘Kevin hates fruit’
76. You often pretend Kevin, Joe and Nick are in the room and are fighting over you
77. You often talk to your posters
78. You’ve named a pet after someone or something to do with them
79. You miss the ‘Joe hawk’ but like his new style too
80. You know Big Rob is the perfect body guard for JB
81. You know Joe loves his weekends
82. You have heard Kevin Joe and Nick playing ‘Moo Baa’
83. Whenever you see a sheep you scream “That’s a Baa!”
84. Whenever you see a cow you scream “That’s a Moo!”
85. You’ve heard at least 2 of the songs that were on Nick’s solo album.
86. You’ve been to one of their concerts or would die to go to one
87. You will find Mr. Jonas’s boys!
88. You scream OMJ instead of OMG
89. You know Nick is TRYING to live without Diet Coke =O
90. You know Joe can draw really awsume dogs
91. You fall asleep at night while imagining you are at one of their concerts
92. You dream about them
93. You know Joe falls a lot and looks cute doing it
94. Choosing a favourite song is practically impossible
95. You love Joe’s red pants
96. You friends automatically call you when JB are on the radio, they’d rather not suffer the consequences
97. You’ve played along with a poser just so you could live your dream for a bit
98. People have learned not to say anything bad about them while in your presence
99. You get very distracted by anything that has to do with JB
100. You have thought about how you would make them fall in love with you if you were ever to meet.