1. Going to the future is illogical. Nick can't have it.
2. They don't want to hurt you. No, They wanna KISS YOU.
3. It's possible for 3 generations of people to survive for 1,000 years - They know, they went to the year 3000.
4. Hugs are overrated, just FYI.
5. A Little Bit Longer and you'll be fine.
6. There are no cars in Oklahoma! What-so-ever.
7. It is possible for your mom to be in a reugular pool with a whale.
8. It is possible to break up with someone in a 27 second phone call.
9. Australians don't break hearts.
10. Board games make people bored.
11. If you want to date the Jonas Brothers you should always tells the truth, even when it's hard to do.
12. If you like a person in senior class. Your friends WILL laugh.
13. Even with all that money, all they really want is a hippopotamus for Christmas.
14. Hearing voices inside your head, means you in love. Not crazy.
15. The Jonas Brothers' grandma makes awesome scarves.
16. Life isn't suffocating, & air isn't overrated.
17. You better be careful from that Love bug. It hits you like aids.
18. An empty room can indeed be loud.
19. Even if you are an international superstar. A girl will dump you at the drop of a hat for Rico off Hannah Montana. Cause he's RIICCCOOO!
20. You can like and not like someone at the same time.
21. Your boyfriend can in fact force you into getting highlights.
22. People commonly feel supercalifragilicexpialidocious.
23. Slow down sugar, he's a freakin' diabetic.
24. Against popular belief, Joe Jonas does not have a third arm.
25. Live like your at the bottom even if your at the top.
26. It is possible that someone can smell starbucks from a two mile radius.
27. There's this thing called the rejection hot line.
28. Mufasa is actually the king of the land! And will indeed come smack you with the back of his hand.
29. Do not kiss anyone for New Years, you will end up breaking up the next day.
30. Go on, open the fridge...eat a chicken.
31. Quiziggyziggyzan is indeed a holiday. ("Merry Christmas, happy Hanakuh, Kwanza, Quiziggyziggyzan.")
32. Miley Cyrus needs a straightjacket.
33. Every studio needs a rubber chicken.
34. Putting a pop tart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better
35. A bowl of sugar will get rid of a sore throat.
36. Socks make the man!
37. You can be allergic to EVERY fruit in the world. It IS possible.
38. Pwn'd is actually spelled PONED. And evidently a ten year old boy invented it.
39. Girls always ends with an S, maybe with a Z.
40. Sometimes, the only way to win is to die trying.
41. Joe is the cute funny one, Kevin is the cute romantic and Nick is the cute sensitive one.
42. Love is more than just a word. According to 13 year old Nick.
43. Do NOT share your nachos with THAT guy!
44. They'll respond to your text message, baby.
45. If you listen to a really bad song your ears will be full of melted brain.
46. Payback is two words.
47. You need hair products every three hours, or your basically screwed.
48. Hey, being a jerk is part of the rock star image.
49. No go backs; is like the golden rule.
50. When someone says LAUGH, you better do it Motha Fucka.
51. The president likes people's shoes.
52. The Omni Pod can totally change a life.
53. When you take a picture with somebody, you're automatically dating. So be careful. NO DAD, no more pictures.
54. You can sleep standing up.
55. It is in fact a good thing to skip school, because you can learn how to play guitar and eventually become a millionaire.
56. Kissing’s great.
57. You can have two 18 year olds in a house ALL ALONE and trust that they won't do anything because one of them wears a purity ring.
58. You can in fact be friends with someone from the opposite sex
59. Just go wax or something. No one like a hairy lip.
60. You can drink 30 cans of Diet Coke in a day and still want more.
61. Even boys straighten their hair before a date.
62. If you run into a wall you will be rushed to the hospital and get 50-60 stitches.
63. You can be a teen heartthrob, but your first kiss will be at 16.
64. You can eat $1.25 in quarters and live to tell the tale.
65. If someone punches you in the stomach you WILL fart.
66. Onions will make you cry.
67. The best thing about school is the desk.
68. Potato Chips in your PB&J sandwiches will actually taste good.
69. Barney is the best show ever. Period.
70. Fine, take your banana!
71. Hot Girls live in the middle of Illinois.
72. He can't grow a moustache.
73. Juno is a great real-life teen movie, because every school has that one girl that gets knocked up and keeps the baby.
74. It's cool when someone says something like, "Your triceps look huge"!
75. Getting double grounded is the toughest.
76. "I like your red marker" is one way of flirting with a girl in kindergarten.
77. Do NOT ask Tim McGraw if you can marry his wife, because he WILL say no.
78. If a girl doesn't like your brothers you give her the peace sign and walk away.
79. "If mom likes a girl, then it's all good." - I guess that means Denis is Gay?
80. If you are afraid that when you sleep that somebody might want to break into your house and punch you, then you are suffering from Afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia
81. Orange-black-white-dot-clear-red is a crayon color.
82. The most rock star thing to do, never get your license.
83. If you wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, you better have a wall between you.
84. You can date all the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.
85. Extreme Acting is an extreme sport.
86. You can ACTUALLY get along with your brothers, as long as you don't fist fight more than twice a day.
87. Hippopotamus for Hanukkah is the remix version of I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
88. You can be married/dating/have babies with girls you've never met before.
89. A purity ring is a PART of you.
90. If your mom says she wants Anti-aging cream don’t get it for her. It’ll make her feel OLD.
91. If you are ever uneasy about dating questions, answer with “She’s a really great girl and any guy would be lucky to be dating her.”
92. Mandy used to be that girl, you know the one that never said a word. But she sang. Oh she sang S CLUB 7 and all those boy bands. Oh that Mandy.
93. If a girl writes the same letter 3 times, she’s ‘special’
94. You can, indeed, make a paper moustache.
95. Diabetics can’t eat pancakes.
96. If you don’t want knowledge pouring out your head. Bitch, you had better wear a helmet.
97. You can virtually scratch and sniff an orange.
98. Earth is the furthest planet from the sun.
99. If you try to put a 50$ bill in a soda machine. It will not work. Sorry for the inconvenience.
100. Ally you are supposed to date Derek.
101. General Admission is actually just another word for Fatal Death Experience.
102. You can be a sex symbol without having sex. Indubitably.
103. Being a pedophile isn't a crime anymore. It's a normal condition that many girls suffer thanks so one Mr. Nick Jonas.
104. The Sex face. Nuff said.
105. You can lick, shake, and dunk a baby bottle pop. Who knew?
106. The only reason people go to school anymore, is because their crushing on a person in senior class.
107. 6 Minutes and you can get that person you want.
108. 7:05 is the worst time of day.
109. Life is too short so take the time and Appreciate
110. You warned me that, you were gonna leave. BELIEVE THEM. Cause they will really go.
111. Prepubescent boys do get crazy kind of crushes, and have school dances. - Yeah, that didn't happen in my lifetime.
112. When someone writes a lyric for you, you better not tell any fxcking one!
113. When someone says Hello. You say Goodbye.. HELLO! HELLO!
114. When someone sings, "the fires in our hearts". It doesn't mean they have heartburn. No no.
115. On the occasion, that the sun might forget to shine. Don't worry, cause he'll be there to hold you through the night.
116. The Jonas Brothers are actually apes, but they can learn to BE HUMAN TOO!
117. Beatboxin' can be done with two feet. Just sayin'
118. You can carry out an entire IM conversation with one word sentences.
119. Careful, don't smile that much. Some guy might die for it.
120. If someone says, "Sometimes I wish, I had a kung fu grip. Never let her slip, away." They are in need of psychiatric care for being possessive and controlling...But when the Jonas Brothers sing it. Heck it's romantic.
121. Get over it your friends are so much hotter.
122. Do you know a boy named Nick J? Yeah, Well he's off the chain. NO QUESTION!
123. Sixteen and Mean rhyme. Just pointing that shit out, cause I didn't know. (One Day at a Time)
124. If your on your way to mars, watch out cause you might run into a star.
125. You can't stop the rain from falling. Go ahead and try to stop it.
126. Boys aren't all that impressed with conversation, true gentlemen avoid it when they can.
127. WHEN A BOY MAKES DINNER PLANS. DO NOT INVITE YOUR CRAZY FRIENDS. Geez bitches.
128. Take a breath.
129. Initially I thought that, "Time for me to open up my heart and knock on heavens door." Meant that Nick was suicidal. Apparently it does not.
130. Watch out for THAT girl, one day she may change the world.
131. OMG DID YOU HEAR? Some girl with a really annoying voice is dating a Jonas Brother. It's pretty hot.
132. You know it's bad when your momma doesn't like her.
133. Video girl syndrome is a disease.
134. Shut the fuck up, they got the party with them. Okay?
135. The world's in your pocket and you know it ! Maybe, that's why we suffer from obesity? All this time I thought it was McDee's.
136. Your neighbour’s name is Peter. Lemme tell you, Boy is packing a mean Flux Capacitor.
137. YO HO, is not a way of dishing that girl in your chem. class. No it's a way of talking like a pirate.
138. You can in fact be a million miles too close. Even though the earth circumference is approximately 24900 miles.(Camp Rock Related)
139. If you sing “I Gotta Find You” on acoustic guitar to a girl beside a lake. You best believe that a bass and background vocal will pop up and join you in that harmony.
140. When in doubt, BURST OUT IN SONG! Always works. ;)
141. If someone is really angry at you for lying to them, just sing to them. They’ll instantly forgive you.
142. Need a quick disguise? Flour will do the trick. It worked on Joe.
143. Seriously? Teenagers having Sex? Doing drugs, and drinking? Where did you go to camp? NOT AT CAMP ROCK THAT’S FOR SURE!
144. Boys always fall for the voice! No matter how ugly, stupid, or uninteresting the girl is. She’s got the voice!
145. The singers are basically little puppets to the label and have NO say in what songs, they get to sing.
146. If you do not want to do something, yell out. “I’m (Full Name Here), for cryin’ out loud!” Example : “I’m Shane Gray for cryin’ out loud.” Immediately everyone backs off.
147. Adults hate it when they have to be uncool. Give them a break.
148. The youngest member in the band is also the biggest douche.
149. Keeping up an image can be tiring.
2. They don't want to hurt you. No, They wanna KISS YOU.
3. It's possible for 3 generations of people to survive for 1,000 years - They know, they went to the year 3000.
4. Hugs are overrated, just FYI.
5. A Little Bit Longer and you'll be fine.
6. There are no cars in Oklahoma! What-so-ever.
7. It is possible for your mom to be in a reugular pool with a whale.
8. It is possible to break up with someone in a 27 second phone call.
9. Australians don't break hearts.
10. Board games make people bored.
11. If you want to date the Jonas Brothers you should always tells the truth, even when it's hard to do.
12. If you like a person in senior class. Your friends WILL laugh.
13. Even with all that money, all they really want is a hippopotamus for Christmas.
14. Hearing voices inside your head, means you in love. Not crazy.
15. The Jonas Brothers' grandma makes awesome scarves.
16. Life isn't suffocating, & air isn't overrated.
17. You better be careful from that Love bug. It hits you like aids.
18. An empty room can indeed be loud.
19. Even if you are an international superstar. A girl will dump you at the drop of a hat for Rico off Hannah Montana. Cause he's RIICCCOOO!
20. You can like and not like someone at the same time.
21. Your boyfriend can in fact force you into getting highlights.
22. People commonly feel supercalifragilicexpialidocious.
23. Slow down sugar, he's a freakin' diabetic.
24. Against popular belief, Joe Jonas does not have a third arm.
25. Live like your at the bottom even if your at the top.
26. It is possible that someone can smell starbucks from a two mile radius.
27. There's this thing called the rejection hot line.
28. Mufasa is actually the king of the land! And will indeed come smack you with the back of his hand.
29. Do not kiss anyone for New Years, you will end up breaking up the next day.
30. Go on, open the fridge...eat a chicken.
31. Quiziggyziggyzan is indeed a holiday. ("Merry Christmas, happy Hanakuh, Kwanza, Quiziggyziggyzan.")
32. Miley Cyrus needs a straightjacket.
33. Every studio needs a rubber chicken.
34. Putting a pop tart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better
35. A bowl of sugar will get rid of a sore throat.
36. Socks make the man!
37. You can be allergic to EVERY fruit in the world. It IS possible.
38. Pwn'd is actually spelled PONED. And evidently a ten year old boy invented it.
39. Girls always ends with an S, maybe with a Z.
40. Sometimes, the only way to win is to die trying.
41. Joe is the cute funny one, Kevin is the cute romantic and Nick is the cute sensitive one.
42. Love is more than just a word. According to 13 year old Nick.
43. Do NOT share your nachos with THAT guy!
44. They'll respond to your text message, baby.
45. If you listen to a really bad song your ears will be full of melted brain.
46. Payback is two words.
47. You need hair products every three hours, or your basically screwed.
48. Hey, being a jerk is part of the rock star image.
49. No go backs; is like the golden rule.
50. When someone says LAUGH, you better do it Motha Fucka.
51. The president likes people's shoes.
52. The Omni Pod can totally change a life.
53. When you take a picture with somebody, you're automatically dating. So be careful. NO DAD, no more pictures.
54. You can sleep standing up.
55. It is in fact a good thing to skip school, because you can learn how to play guitar and eventually become a millionaire.
56. Kissing’s great.
57. You can have two 18 year olds in a house ALL ALONE and trust that they won't do anything because one of them wears a purity ring.
58. You can in fact be friends with someone from the opposite sex
59. Just go wax or something. No one like a hairy lip.
60. You can drink 30 cans of Diet Coke in a day and still want more.
61. Even boys straighten their hair before a date.
62. If you run into a wall you will be rushed to the hospital and get 50-60 stitches.
63. You can be a teen heartthrob, but your first kiss will be at 16.
64. You can eat $1.25 in quarters and live to tell the tale.
65. If someone punches you in the stomach you WILL fart.
66. Onions will make you cry.
67. The best thing about school is the desk.
68. Potato Chips in your PB&J sandwiches will actually taste good.
69. Barney is the best show ever. Period.
70. Fine, take your banana!
71. Hot Girls live in the middle of Illinois.
72. He can't grow a moustache.
73. Juno is a great real-life teen movie, because every school has that one girl that gets knocked up and keeps the baby.
74. It's cool when someone says something like, "Your triceps look huge"!
75. Getting double grounded is the toughest.
76. "I like your red marker" is one way of flirting with a girl in kindergarten.
77. Do NOT ask Tim McGraw if you can marry his wife, because he WILL say no.
78. If a girl doesn't like your brothers you give her the peace sign and walk away.
79. "If mom likes a girl, then it's all good." - I guess that means Denis is Gay?
80. If you are afraid that when you sleep that somebody might want to break into your house and punch you, then you are suffering from Afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia
81. Orange-black-white-dot-clear-red is a crayon color.
82. The most rock star thing to do, never get your license.
83. If you wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, you better have a wall between you.
84. You can date all the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.
85. Extreme Acting is an extreme sport.
86. You can ACTUALLY get along with your brothers, as long as you don't fist fight more than twice a day.
87. Hippopotamus for Hanukkah is the remix version of I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
88. You can be married/dating/have babies with girls you've never met before.
89. A purity ring is a PART of you.
90. If your mom says she wants Anti-aging cream don’t get it for her. It’ll make her feel OLD.
91. If you are ever uneasy about dating questions, answer with “She’s a really great girl and any guy would be lucky to be dating her.”
92. Mandy used to be that girl, you know the one that never said a word. But she sang. Oh she sang S CLUB 7 and all those boy bands. Oh that Mandy.
93. If a girl writes the same letter 3 times, she’s ‘special’
94. You can, indeed, make a paper moustache.
95. Diabetics can’t eat pancakes.
96. If you don’t want knowledge pouring out your head. Bitch, you had better wear a helmet.
97. You can virtually scratch and sniff an orange.
98. Earth is the furthest planet from the sun.
99. If you try to put a 50$ bill in a soda machine. It will not work. Sorry for the inconvenience.
100. Ally you are supposed to date Derek.
101. General Admission is actually just another word for Fatal Death Experience.
102. You can be a sex symbol without having sex. Indubitably.
103. Being a pedophile isn't a crime anymore. It's a normal condition that many girls suffer thanks so one Mr. Nick Jonas.
104. The Sex face. Nuff said.
105. You can lick, shake, and dunk a baby bottle pop. Who knew?
106. The only reason people go to school anymore, is because their crushing on a person in senior class.
107. 6 Minutes and you can get that person you want.
108. 7:05 is the worst time of day.
109. Life is too short so take the time and Appreciate
110. You warned me that, you were gonna leave. BELIEVE THEM. Cause they will really go.
111. Prepubescent boys do get crazy kind of crushes, and have school dances. - Yeah, that didn't happen in my lifetime.
112. When someone writes a lyric for you, you better not tell any fxcking one!
113. When someone says Hello. You say Goodbye.. HELLO! HELLO!
114. When someone sings, "the fires in our hearts". It doesn't mean they have heartburn. No no.
115. On the occasion, that the sun might forget to shine. Don't worry, cause he'll be there to hold you through the night.
116. The Jonas Brothers are actually apes, but they can learn to BE HUMAN TOO!
117. Beatboxin' can be done with two feet. Just sayin'
118. You can carry out an entire IM conversation with one word sentences.
119. Careful, don't smile that much. Some guy might die for it.
120. If someone says, "Sometimes I wish, I had a kung fu grip. Never let her slip, away." They are in need of psychiatric care for being possessive and controlling...But when the Jonas Brothers sing it. Heck it's romantic.
121. Get over it your friends are so much hotter.
122. Do you know a boy named Nick J? Yeah, Well he's off the chain. NO QUESTION!
123. Sixteen and Mean rhyme. Just pointing that shit out, cause I didn't know. (One Day at a Time)
124. If your on your way to mars, watch out cause you might run into a star.
125. You can't stop the rain from falling. Go ahead and try to stop it.
126. Boys aren't all that impressed with conversation, true gentlemen avoid it when they can.
127. WHEN A BOY MAKES DINNER PLANS. DO NOT INVITE YOUR CRAZY FRIENDS. Geez bitches.
128. Take a breath.
129. Initially I thought that, "Time for me to open up my heart and knock on heavens door." Meant that Nick was suicidal. Apparently it does not.
130. Watch out for THAT girl, one day she may change the world.
131. OMG DID YOU HEAR? Some girl with a really annoying voice is dating a Jonas Brother. It's pretty hot.
132. You know it's bad when your momma doesn't like her.
133. Video girl syndrome is a disease.
134. Shut the fuck up, they got the party with them. Okay?
135. The world's in your pocket and you know it ! Maybe, that's why we suffer from obesity? All this time I thought it was McDee's.
136. Your neighbour’s name is Peter. Lemme tell you, Boy is packing a mean Flux Capacitor.
137. YO HO, is not a way of dishing that girl in your chem. class. No it's a way of talking like a pirate.
138. You can in fact be a million miles too close. Even though the earth circumference is approximately 24900 miles.(Camp Rock Related)
139. If you sing “I Gotta Find You” on acoustic guitar to a girl beside a lake. You best believe that a bass and background vocal will pop up and join you in that harmony.
140. When in doubt, BURST OUT IN SONG! Always works. ;)
141. If someone is really angry at you for lying to them, just sing to them. They’ll instantly forgive you.
142. Need a quick disguise? Flour will do the trick. It worked on Joe.
143. Seriously? Teenagers having Sex? Doing drugs, and drinking? Where did you go to camp? NOT AT CAMP ROCK THAT’S FOR SURE!
144. Boys always fall for the voice! No matter how ugly, stupid, or uninteresting the girl is. She’s got the voice!
145. The singers are basically little puppets to the label and have NO say in what songs, they get to sing.
146. If you do not want to do something, yell out. “I’m (Full Name Here), for cryin’ out loud!” Example : “I’m Shane Gray for cryin’ out loud.” Immediately everyone backs off.
147. Adults hate it when they have to be uncool. Give them a break.
148. The youngest member in the band is also the biggest douche.
149. Keeping up an image can be tiring.
150. You wanna be popular? Dye your hair blonde.
